I Desperately Needed To Pass Gas

I Was In The Restaurant Yesterday When I Suddenly Realized, I Desperately Needed To Pass Gas. The Music Was Really, Really Loud, So I I Timed My Gas With The Beat Of The Music. After A Couple Of Songs, I Started To Feel Better. I Finished My Coffee, And Noticed That Everybody Was Staring At Me. Then I Suddenly Remembered That I Was Listening To My iPod