ZERO CONTAIN EVERYTHING

... Tabi Police aa ghayi... Gajodhar daudkar police ki gaadi me baith gaya... Police: Hum tumhe pakadne aaye toh tum apne aap gaadi me kyun baith gaye...? Gajodhar: Last time main pakda gaya tha toh mujhe gaadi me khade hokar jaana pada tha...!

क्रिप्कटोकरेंसी माइनिंग एक महंगा निवेश है क्योंकि यह कंप्यूटिंग शक्ति का एक विशाल राशि लेता है, और इसलिये हैकर्स ने मैलवेयर का उपयोग करना शुरू कर दिया है जो कंप्यूटर के कंप्यूटिंग संसाधनों को चुरा लेता है, यह डिजिटल मुद्रा में बहुत सारे डॉलर बनाने के लिए अपहृत हो जाता है। सुरक्षा फर्म ईएसईटी में सुरक्षा शोधकर्ता ने एक ऐसा मैलवेयर देखा है जो सैकड़ों विंडोज वेब सर्वरों को एक दुर्भावनापूर्ण क्रिप्टोकरेंसी माइनर के साथ संक्रमित कर देता है और साइबर अपराधियों को सिर्फ तीन महीनों में $ 63,000 से अधिक मोनेरो (एक्सएमआर) बना दिया है। आज ईएसईटी द्वारा प्रकाशित एक रिपोर्ट के मुताबिक साइबर अपराधियों ने वैध खुले स्रोत मॉन्रो माइनिंग सॉफ़्टवेयर में संशोधन किया और माइक्रोसॉफ्ट आईआईएस 6.0 में एक ज्ञात भेद्यता का फायदा उठाया, ताकि अनलिखित विंडोज सर्वर पर चुपके से इंस्टॉल किया जा सके। यद्यपि ईएसईटी की जांच हमलावरों की पहचान नहीं करती है, यह रिपोर्ट करता है कि हमलावरों ने कम से कम मई 2017 से 'माइनेरो', एक बिटकॉइन जैसी क्रिप्टोक्यूरेंसी को क्रिप्टोकरेंसी माइनेर के साथ अनलिखित विंडोज वेब सर्वर

Bro 1: Why did your Dad beat you, bro? Bro 2: I learned just one essay for the English exam that is "Friend". But in the exam they asked for essay on "Father". Bro 1: So what did you write? Bro 2: I just replaced Friend with Father. "I have lots of Fathers, some of them are male and some are females. But Krishna is my best Father". 

 A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Dont Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Silly tales.. T U V Tune Urself for ur Victory.. W X Y Z We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

"I have an interesting case here," he says. "A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested her?" asks the sergeant. "No, not yet. The floor¿s still wet."

Wife: Where are you? Husband: I'm at "Bank" Wife: Wow that's good. I need 20000 for new Cell Phone, 5000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics Husband: Sorry! Wife: What!!!???? Husband: I mean, I am at Blood bank

She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?

eacher: Make a Train in your drawing book. I will come back in 5 minutes.... After 10 minutes.... Teacher: Show me the Train... Student: Sorry sir you are late.... The train has left 7 minutes ago....

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl replied: . . . Oye hoye... What a dialogue!! :d

A cop sees him and pulls him over. The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?" The man says, "I slowed down." The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"

Because he felt crummy. How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Put a little boogey in it. Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot? He couldn't face defeet

...... 1. Watching the girls around. 2. Sighting the Lady Superviser. 3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors. 4. Seeing the brand name of the pen. 5. Reading everything writen on benches. 6. Feelings for wasting yesterday night. 7. Dreaming to study well for next E xam. 8. Calculating again &again d Marks he can get, out of what ever he has writen. 9. Thinking abuse words for the paper setter.. 10. Watching the blank ans. Sheets .

A child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey? The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey. The child replied innocently:Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.

Antibody - One who hates his body . 2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings. 3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria . 4. Coma - Punctuation Mark . 5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl . 6. Genes - Blue Denim. 7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work . 8. Liposuction - A French Kiss . 9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound . 10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .!

Because It Means. . . . E-End Of T-Thinking C-Capacity But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings...

1. Your Best friend weds your lover 2. A close friend avoiding without reason 3. 10 marks question asked for 2marks 4. Your school Principal sitting near you in tour a bus 5. Extremely good looking guy/gal crossing you when you are with your mom/dad 6. Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors and declare your marks which are less 7. Friend calling on your Birthday and not wishing 8. Dear ones suddenly stopped messaging.