ZERO CONTAIN EVERYTHING

In ENGLISH :- A young man asked a rich old man that How he made his money ? The old guy said : Son, it was 1932, The Depth of The Great Depression, I was down to my last nickel. I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 Cents..! The next day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 apples. I spent the entire day polishing them & sold them for 20 Cents. I continued this 4 a month, by the end of which I had accumulated a fortune Of $1.37. . Then my wife's father died & left us 2 Million Dollars. हिन्दी में  : - आप करोड़पति कैसे बनते हैं? एक आदमी ने एक अमीर बूढ़े आदमी से पूछा कि कैसे उसने अपना पैसा बनाया? बूढ़े आदमी ने कहा: बेटा, यह 1 9 32 था, महान अवसाद की गहराई, मैं अपने आखिरी निकल के नीचे था मैंने एक सेब में निवेश किया और पूरे दिन इसे चमकाने लगा और दिन के अंत में मैंने सेब को 10 सेंट के लिए बेच दिया ..! अगले दिन, मैंने 2 सेब में उन 10 सेंट का निवेश किया। मैंने पूरे दिन उन्हें चमकाने

In English:- Girl to Swamiji: Swamiji, I doubt my Husband has been cheating on me... I have doubt on one woman..What to do? Swamiji's reply to Girl: Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his Wi-Fi connects automatically.. Technology can be dangerous हिन्दी मै :- स्वामी को लड़की: स्वामीजी, मुझे संदेह है कि मेरे पति मेरे साथ धोखा दे रहे हैं ... मुझे एक महिला पर शक है..क्या करना है? स्वामीजी का जवाब लड़की को: अपने पति को उस स्त्री के दरवाज़े पर ले जाएं और देखें कि क्या उसका वाई-फाई स्वतः जुड़ता है .. प्रौद्योगिकी खतरनाक हो सकती है

In English:- Girl : Ye Jo Samne Ladka Baitha Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai Waiter: Yeh "PAPPU"Hai.. Girl : Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se Pareshan Kar Raha Hain. Waiter: Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai.. Girl : Yahi To Pareshanii Hai... Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti.. हिन्दी में :- लड़की: ये जो सामने  लडका बैठा है, उका नाम क्या है बैरा: ये "पप्पू" है .. लड़की: ये मुज़े 1 घेंटे से परेशान कर रह है। बैरा: मगर वो  अपकी तराफ देख भी नहीं रहा है .. लड़की: येही तो परेशानी है ... नैतिक: दुनिया शहरीफें को जिने नाही।

In English :- Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. She noticed that there are 4 legs under the blanket instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a Magazine. "Hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them. हिन्दी में :- पत्नी रात में देर से घर आती है और चुपचाप उसके बेडरूम के लिए दरवाजे खोलता है। उसने देखा कि कंबल के नीचे दो के बजाय 4 पैर हैं! वह एक बेसबॉल बैट के लिए पहुंचती है और कंबल को जितना कठिन कर सकती है उतनी मुश्किल से मारना शुरू कर देती है। एक बार उसने किया है, वह एक पीने के लिए रसोई में जाती है जब वह प्रवेश करती है, वह एक पत्रिका पढ़कर वहां अपने पति को देखती है "हाय डर्लिंग", वे कहते हैं, "आपके माता-पिता हमसे मिलने आए हैं, इसलिए मैं उन्हें

IN English :- Examiner : Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Pappu : I don't know sir... Examiner : You failed, what's your name?. Pappu : See my legs & tell my name Pappu Rocks and Examiner Shocks हिन्दी में :- परीक्षक: मुझे इस चिड़िया का नाम बताओ केवल पैरों को देख कर? पप्पू: मैं महोदय नहीं जानता ... परीक्षक: आप असफल रहे, आपका नाम क्या है? पप्पू: मेरे पैर देखें और मेरा नाम बताएं पप्पू राक और परीक्षक शॉक

IN ENGLISH :- An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... " Which Trip ? " हिन्दी में :- एक एयरलाइन व्यापार पुरुषों के लिए एक विशेष पैकेज की शुरुआत की अपना टिकट खरीदें अपनी पत्नी की टिकट निशुल्क प्राप्त करें ग्रेट सफलता के बाद, द कंपनी सेंटेड लेटर्स टू ऑल द वाइव्स एस्किंग हाउ द द ट्रिप उन सभी ने एक ही जवाब दिया ... "कौन सा सफर?"

IN ENGLISH:- In Heaven, God told all Husbands & Wives to gather for a Meeting! He told the men to stand in two Queues 1) Those who are controlled by their wives 2) Those who control their Wives Only 1 man stood in the second Queue.. God said, "So you control your wife?" Man : "R U Crazy??? My Wife told me to stand here " हिन्दी में :- स्वर्ग में, भगवान ने सभी पति और पत्नी को एक बैठक के लिए इकट्ठा करने के लिए कहा! उन्होंने पुरुषों को दो पंक्तियों में खड़े होने के लिए कहा था 1) जो अपनी पत्नियों द्वारा नियंत्रित होते हैं 2) जो अपनी पत्नी को नियंत्रित करते हैं केवल एक आदमी दूसरी कतार में खड़ा था .. भगवान ने कहा, "तो आप अपनी पत्नी को नियंत्रित करते हैं?" मनुष्य: " क्या तुम  पागल हो  ??? मेरी पत्नी ने मुझे यहां खड़े होने के लिए कहा है "

IN ENGLISH :- A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment will cost Rs.300/- and if we can't treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000. He says to the Doctor: " I can't feel any taste on my tongue... " Doctor asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22. After that the MAN shouts: "What the hell ...its URINE!! " The doctor says, " Congratulations, your sense of taste is back now ". The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300. After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too. MAN: Doctor, I have lost my memory. Doctor: Nurse! please put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue. MAN : Wait doctor, but that medicine is for sense of taste. Doctor: Congratulations, your memory is back. Moral: Don't try to be over smart with Doctors.. Later, somehow don't know why..Alphabets ge

IN ENGLISH :- At the beginning, Every wife treats her husband as GOD after marriage treats her husbnand as reverse हिंदी में :- शुरू में, हर पत्नी अपने पति को भगवान के रूप में मानते हैं शादी के बाद उसके पति को रिवर्स के रूप में मानते हैं

Once Wife goes to PALM reading Astrologer Astrologer: Do you want to know your Husband future? Wife: Rubbish, I will decide his future !!   You just tell me his PAST

Husband:     I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet. Inspector:     What is her hight? Husband:     I never checked. Inspector:     Slim or healthy? Husband:     Not slim, can be healthy. Inspector:     Colour of eyes? Husband:     Never noticed. Inspector:     Was she driving? Husband:     yes. Inspector:     Colour of the car? Husband:   Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an 8 speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights......and husband starting crying. Inspector:     Don't worry sir...we will find your car.

Few Celebrities were traveling in a Train without purchasing Tickets.. As Aishwarya Rai was wearing a Saree, TC charged Rs.100 fine katrina kaif was charged Rs.75 because she was wearing Jeans And Kareena charged only Rs.50 because she was wearing Skirt But Sunny Leone didn't have charged anything Do you know Why..?? . . . . . . . . . Because Sunny Leone was having Ticket ALWAYS THINK GOOD..

What Is a " Kiss " .??? Different Answers from Different Languages Maths : "Kiss is the shortest distance between the 2 Lips" Biology : "Kiss is just the exchange of germs from one mouth to another" Chemistry : " Kiss is a process of testing the pH of the lips " Physics : " It's a process of charging a human body " Computer : " Kiss is a local area network in which 2 bodies are connected without a data cable " Economics : "Kiss is a process in which quantity Demanded is higher than quantity Supplied " English: "Kiss is a touch or caress with the lips " Commerce: is what we call traded by batter Accounting: is a balances sheet where debit side and credit side are equal.