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Tom was invited to his friends house for dinner

Call His Wife Every Cute Name Tom was invited to his friend's house for dinner. He found that his buddy called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, and baby. When she was in the kitchen, he leaned over to his friend and said, I think it is nice you still call your wife all those pet names. To tell you the truth," his friend said, "I forgot her name abut three years ago."

Multiplication Doesn't Apply On Zero

Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today. Wife : Wow, what did you ask for darling? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.... Wife : Oh...darling.. Love you so much.... Did he do that? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.