ZERO CONTAIN EVERYTHING

Ramu was in a job interview, The manager handed his laptop to him and said "Try to sell it to me." Ramu put it under his arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually the manger called to ramu mobile and said "Bring it back here right now!" Ramu said, "Give me 30,000 and it's yours."

Antibody - One who hates his body . 2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings. 3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria . 4. Coma - Punctuation Mark . 5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl . 6. Genes - Blue Denim. 7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work . 8. Liposuction - A French Kiss . 9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound . 10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .!

Americans have Invented one Machine to catch the Thieves. And They have decided to test the Machine throughout the world. In America, It caught 20 Thieves in 30 minutes. In Japan, It caught 50 Thieves in 30 minutes. In England, It caught 90 Thieves in 30 minutes. In Ghana, It caught 120 Thieves in 30 minutes. In Russia, It caught 150 Thieves in 30 minutes. And finally The Machine reached India, But in India, the Machine was stolen by Thieves in 10 Minutes

n Heaven, God told all Husbands & Wives to gather for a Meeting!  He told the men to stand in two Queues 1) Those who are controlled by their wives 2) Those who control their Wives Only 1 man stood in the second Queue.. God said, "So you control your wife?"  Man : "R U Crazy??? My Wife told me to stand here " 

3 People after death reached heaven and were standing before the gates 1st person: I am Poojari and I served you all my life God, let me come inside. God: Next.... 2nd Person: I am a Doctor, I have saved lives of many people and served them... let me come inside... God: Next.... 3rd Person: I am an Engineer... God: Enough, now don't let me get tears... I know you have spent all your life in hell, its your time to enter into heaven... come in...