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इस 3 तीन नंबर मे दुनिया और दुनिया की हर चीज समा सकती है और यह इस बात की ओर भी संकेत करती है की इस दुनिया मे कोई गिनती नंबर्स नहीं होते है होती है तो बस 0 जीरो इस जीरो मे से ही सब निकला है और इसी मे ही लय मतलब मिल जाएगा |       इस पूरी दुनिया की हर चीज तीन से डिवाइड मतलब तीन भागो मे तोड़ी जा सकती है, सबको समान्य तोर पर यह लगता है की सिर्फ दो बाते हो सकती है या तो यह या तो वह पर सोचो तो लगता है की तीन बाते होती है कियोंकि तीन ही दर्शाई जाती है लेकिन होती 0 है जो छुपी होती है जो पता करनी पड़ती है हर संख्या मे गहरा राज छुपा होता है 0123456789। जेसे की हम तीन नंबर मे छिपे राज को जानने की कोसिश करते है... जेसे की आपने नंबर सिस्टम पढ़ा होगा   इसमे भी तीन ही छीजे होती है : + 0 - बस येही तीन छीजे है इस यूनिवर्स मे अगर कोई चोथी चीज है इस यूनिवर्स मे तो वह गुप्त है वोह ही रहस्य बानए रखती है हर चीज का। उधारण के तोर पर इस दुनिया मे सभी चिजे है : 1 गुड  2 ऐवरेज 3 बेस्ट । 1 हाई   ...

Americans have Invented one Machine to catch the Thieves. And They have decided to test the Machine throughout the world. In America, It caught 20 Thieves in 30 minutes. In Japan, It caught 50 Thieves in 30 minutes. In England, It caught 90 Thieves in 30 minutes. In Ghana, It caught 120 Thieves in 30 minutes. In Russia, It caught 150 Thieves in 30 minutes. And finally The Machine reached India, But in India, the Machine was stolen by Thieves in 10 Minutes

A Boy and a Girl were walking on the road. They found a 1000 Rupees Note on the road Girl : what to do with this money now? Boy : Okay, lets take 50 - 50 Girl : Okay but what should we do with the remaining Rs.900? Boy fainted...

A wife doing her makeup early morning straight out from Bed !! Husband : Are you crazy!! Wife : Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone. Its on Face recognition feature and it is not recognizing me..!!

A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter. Customer: How do I drink this coffee! Waiter: Don't you know how to drink a coffee? Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee. Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee. Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MY coffee Waiter: Oh don't worry sir, the fly won't drink much! Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee. Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir? (Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, it's irritating! Waiter: I guess, it doesn't know how to swim properly. Customer: How do I drink this coffee? Waiter: Don't you know how to drink? I will teach you! He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.

After a few years of marriage, while washing clothes, wife saw the Lipstick mark on her hubby shirt Wife : Tell me about this Lipstick on your shirt. Husband : Babe, I can explain! Wife : I don't care!! Just ask her the *Brand" and *Shade No.* !!!

Husband texts to wife on cell, "Hi, what are you doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without You?" Wife: "You Idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!